WTF is going on around here?!

Ok, I'll admit it; our unit is hard to work on.  Most of our patients are confused and they just LOVE to climb out of bed in a valiant attempt at smacking the ground.  Let's just say we all wear running shoes.  Doctors come and go so fast we sometimes miss them, families with a sense of entitilement push our buttons, and a moment away to urinate is a luxury.  Despite all of this, our staff is great; we get along, we support each other (for the most part), we do things together outside of work, and we just have a great sense of teamwork (again, for the most part).  So why are we suffering a mass exodus?  Staff are running and not looking back.  is the grass really greener over there?  What's on the other side of that fence?  Hey wait, what IS over there?  If I get up on my toes I can maybe see....